The Democratic Republic of Sword Coast Archipelago is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Haoa Akela with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 5.293 billion Sword Coast Archipelagoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loto o Atumotu. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sword Coast Archipelagoan economy, worth 644 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,813 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a mortuary next to every Sword Coast Archipelagoan restaurant, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Sword Coast Archipelago, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sword Coast Archipelago's national animal is the Giant White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sword Coast Archipelago is ranked 46,557^th in the world and 37^th in Yggdrasil for Most Patriotic, with 29.05 flags saluted per person per day.